I Really Am Stuck on Spin Cycle! Kindle eBook or Paperback Book and CD

Help! Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle by Cheryl Moeller on Kindle

At last a book that answers the proverbial question, “Where is my other sock?” Cheryl Moeller, emerges from her laundry room at last to tell her story – such as the time Metamucil tablets left in a pants pocket became the size of basketballs after 30 minutes in the washing machine. Her over-the-laundry pile humor will help you laugh your way through motherhood -- 31 days in a row. She’ll also give you Ten Ways to know it’s going to be a Long Labor and Delivery, Ten Things you Can Learn from your Cat, and Ten Reasons Why a Mom should be President. So when your laundry gets taller than you are, turn over a basket, sit down and read a page of, “Help, Mom’s Stuck on Spin Cycle.” Warning: You may emerge from the laundry room with permanent press wrinkles -- from laughing.  Buy now on Kindle

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Tiffany and Andrew's Wedding

Our fourth child, third son will be married, Saturday, June 25, 5:00 PM.
We are very excited.
We Praise God for a godly wife for Andrew, one that surpasses all our hopes and dreams by 1,000,000,000s of miles.

Praise God from Whom all Blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures here below!
Proverbs 31:10-31
 ^{10 [b]}A wife of noble character who can find?
   She is worth far more than rubies.
¹¹ Her husband has full confidence in her
   and lacks nothing of value.
¹² She brings him good, not harm,
   all the days of her life.
¹³ She selects wool and flax
   and works with eager hands.
¹⁴ She is like the merchant ships,
   bringing her food from afar.
¹⁵ She gets up while it is still night;
   she provides food for her family
   and portions for her female servants.
¹⁶ She considers a field and buys it;
   out of her earnings she plants a vineyard.
¹⁷ She sets about her work vigorously;
   her arms are strong for her tasks.
¹⁸ She sees that her trading is profitable,
   and her lamp does not go out at night.
¹⁹ In her hand she holds the distaff
   and grasps the spindle with her fingers.
²⁰ She opens her arms to the poor
   and extends her hands to the needy.
²¹ When it snows, she has no fear for her household;
   for all of them are clothed in scarlet.
²² She makes coverings for her bed;
   she is clothed in fine linen and purple.
²³ Her husband is respected at the city gate,
   where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.
²⁴ She makes linen garments and sells them,
   and supplies the merchants with sashes.
²⁵ She is clothed with strength and dignity;
   she can laugh at the days to come.
²⁶ She speaks with wisdom,
   and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
²⁷ She watches over the affairs of her household
   and does not eat the bread of idleness.
²⁸ Her children arise and call her blessed;
   her husband also, and he praises her:
²⁹ “Many women do noble things,
   but you surpass them all.”
³⁰ Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
   but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised.
³¹ Honor her for all that her hands have done,
   and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.

20 Things I’ve Learned from Raising Six Children

Cheryl Moeller's Observations on Life with Six Kids

1) Salt, pepper and milk are not fish food.
2) It's a bad thing when your child calls from camp and asks if it's a bad thing if one foot is bigger than the other.
3) If you mow the lawn with the basement windows open – the carbon monoxide detector will go off.
4) The ceiling fan doesn’t hold more than a 40 pound child and is not a substitute for taking your child to Great America.
5) Two kids cannot sit on top of the refrigerator but one can.
6) A 10-year-old cannot run a mile without shoes but he can run a ½ mile.
7) A mother with three sons doesn’t have that many friends who are mothers of all girls when the sons are young. The mother has more friends who are mothers of all girls when they reach high school age.
8) You get invited over less to friends and family’s houses for Sunday dinner when you have six kids.
9) When the nurse says, "even though the white count is as high as Mononucleosis – it’s only E coli," you shouldn’t be happy.
10) Finger painting is a good hobby.
11) Finger painting the front door is not a good hobby.
12) Green marker and a new couch don’t mix.
13) Black marker and a new loveseat also don’t mix.
14) The backyard swimming pool is not a bubble bath.
15) Pool filters do not like bubbles.
16) A dog who has been fed two packages of hot dogs can throw up twice his body weight.
17) Being hit with a marble from the second floor hurts more than being hit by a marble from the first floor.
18) The Easy Bake oven does not bake cookies fast enough for a family of eight.
19) “I hope you didn't forget I put the cell phone on the roof of the car” is not a good thing to hear when you are going 60 mph on the toll way.
20) A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life.

Published on www.mops.org

What shape are you in at the beginning of the Summer?

Think about it?  What shape are you in?

“All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in] the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.” Matthew 28:18-20

Thank You God for the Wonder of Life That I See Through My Children

The ceiling fan will never hold more than a 40-pound child…though it is definitely less expensive than taking your child to Six Flags Great America.
Unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain... Psalm 127:1a
Dear God, Thank you for the wonder of life that I see through my children.  In Christ's name, Amen

A Really Bad Day

“Mommy, do you remember you put the cell phone on the roof of our car just before strapping me in my car seat?” is not the question you wish to hear from your preschooler in the backseat (particularly as your speedometer just reaches 70 miles an hour). 2 Timothy 3:16-17 All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.
Dear God, Help me to keep a sense of humor everyday. In Jesus Name, Amen

JUNE 2011 - Cheryl's Writing Mentor Conferences: Writing, Publishing, Kindle Publishing, Speaking, and Blogging

  All are welcome to join me:

Monday through Wednesday, June 13-15, 10:00 Am - 5:00 Pm, 

Cheryl's Writing Mentor Conference:  Writing, Publishing, Kindle Publishing, Speaking, and Blogging 

Free conference notes for this life-changing conference.
Lunch is on your own.  Bring your own coffee.
1500 words can be submitted for review by Cheryl.  She will review up to one month after the conference. 

Conference will be held at Bethany Baptist Church, 6700 W. Gunnison, Harwood Heights, IL
R.S.V.P. to forkeepsministries@gmail.com

Monday through Wednesday, June 20-22, 11:00 Am - 5:00 Pm, 

Cheryl's Writing Mentor Conference:  Writing, Publishing, Kindle Publishing, Speaking, and Blogging

1500 words can be submitted for review by Cheryl.  She will review up to one month after the conference. 

Conferences will be held at Harvest Baptist Church, Oswego, IL

Conference notes.  Please bring a sack lunch and your own coffee.
R.S.V.P. to forkeepsministries@gmail.com

BoBo

Bo lays at the backdoor.  He does not go out the door unless he perceives that no one is watching.

"	This is the message we have heard from him and declare to you: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all."

 I John 1:5
 

				Dear God, Help me to walk in the light.  Give me the gift of convction of sin.  In Christ's name, Amen